Lemony Snicket Appreciation Post (Part 6)

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.
- Lemony Snicket

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.
- Lemony Snicket

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
- Lemony Snicket

Duncan Quagmire

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
- Lemony Snicket

The Hook Handed Man

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.
- Lemony Snicket