Sunday, May 3, 2009

Lemony Snicket Appreciation Post (Part 4)

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
— Lemony Snicket

what would Carmelita say about this blog? she’d say “you’re all a bunch of cakesniffers for following this blog, someone make a fuckyeahcarmelitaspats”
Carmelita Spats

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
— Lemony Snicket

Beatrice Baudelaire also the cover of the Beatrice letters
Beatrice

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
— Lemony Snicket

http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/images/albums/movies/lemonysnicket/stills/normal_snicket-still54.jpg

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
- Lemony Snicket


The End

Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
— Lemony Snicket








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  1. Ahh, I love Lemony Snicket. :) Great quotes!

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