Lemony Snicket Appreciation Post (Part 4)

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

— Lemony Snicket

Carmelita Spats

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

— Lemony Snicket

Beatrice

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

— Lemony Snicket

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
- Lemony Snicket

Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.

— Lemony Snicket