Teaser Tuesdays, May 5

Today's teaser comes from Malcolm and Juliet by Bernard Beckett...

Juliet was determined to cover every angle, turn every stone, abuse every cliche. She took to picturing her blackmailer in her head, to help focus her anger.

Sex was a latecomer to the party of Malcolm's life, and when it did arrive, it didn't come dressed in any of the usual guises.' Malcolm is sixteen. With the mind of a scientist, the body of a teenager, and an ambition to reconcile the two, he embarks upon his latest research project - sex. Join Malcolm in his journey, as he meets the cast of characters who will take him a little closer to the center of life's mystery. Will Charlotte find true love? Will Kevin get his man? How did Juliet lose her virginity and will the school principal succeed in having Malcolm's project banned? Malcolm is just eh man to find out. Hilarious, with a marvelous sting in the tail.