Teaser Tuesdays, February 24

I'm currently reading One Butt Cheek At A Time by Amber Kizer. It's written like a diary, with highschooler Gert Garibaldi ranting and raving and be all kinds of hilarious.

A synopsis:

Gert Garibaldi isn't one of those people who believe high school is the best part of life. She has a whole notebook full of rants about high school, and she's fully aware of how ridiculous the experience is, thank you very much. Gert just wants to survive the next three years, one butt cheek at a time, with her best friend, Adam, by her side - and maybe Luscious Luke attached to her lips. With a stapler. Or something. But muddling through isn't even as easy as it seems - there are geriatric parents to deal with, Homecoming festivities (admit it: those words just sent a little chill down your spine), crushes, ed (both sex and driving), and potential new boyfriends - for both Gert and Adam. Frank, funny, and totally unique, Gert's ready to pull on the Pants of Life and start dancing.

So, Teaser Tuesday! What's it all about?

• Grab your current read
• Let the book fall open to a random page
• Share 2 "teaser" sentences from the page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
• No spoilers! Just teasers :)

Let's examine a couple of other brilliant professionals I'm exposed to daily. Mr Casperelli, the track coach, and poet, who teaches my calculus class. Or more exactly, who breathes in the same room where I'm supposed to achieve calculus osmosis.

It is very VERY funny :)