Lemony Snicket Appreciation Post (Part 3)

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

— Lemony Snicket.

Madame Lulu

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

— Lemony Snicket

Mr. Snicket

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

- Lemony Snicket

A good library will never be too neat or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.

— Lemony Snicket

Carmelita Spats

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if that thing is cats.

— Lemony Snicket